“Soul” Candidate for Holyrood Elections
Yes, it’s that time again… Ashen-faced phantom Adam Lyal (deceased) steps up to the stump once again to contest the Lothians regional ballot in the upcoming Scottish Parliament Elections. This time, the man behind the mask* is Euan MacInnes, a fresh face with a new and dynamic outlook and an insatiable thirst for making Adam Lyal’s Witchery Tour Party the first in the Parliament’s history to bring real change to the people of Scotland.
From his campaign headquarters in the heart of Edinburgh’s Old Town, MacInnes reaffirmed his pledge to uphold the party’s key pledges. If elected he will:
- Campaign to reduce an MSP’s salary to the minimum wage.
- Campaign to send MSPs out on work placements to help them understand what the real world is like.
- Donate his annual salary above the minimum wage to three local charities of his choice.
- Take his place in the debating chamber with a white face and black cloak. (This pledge alone is worth a vote!)
Euan says, “This is no joke. I’ve built up good support for my campaign, and if the word continues to spread, it’s conceivable I’ll be the first pale-faced phantom to be elected to the Scottish Parliament.” He encourages all Lothian voters to ‘give the ghost a chance’ and choose Adam Lyal’s Witchery Tour Party on their regional ballot paper.
Adam Lyal’s Witchery Tour Party can be found online at http://www.myspace.com/adamlyal/.
*We’ve just been informed it’s not a mask. He really is that good-looking!




